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A Store That Sells Husbands Has Just Opened In Zimbabwe

An ACB reader sent this in so that the public can read and throw in their comments,the story is really interesting


A store that sells husbands has just opened in
Zimbabwe , where a woman may go to choose a
husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
are good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
are gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the building, and have a lovely day

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