Joke For The Day

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a

wrong account number via Mobile Money

Transfer. He thought of what to do so as to stop

the person from withdrawing the money and he

came up with this... He sent a message to the

person's phone saying:

"Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are ok. I

believe u have received the money I sent to you?

It's for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical

Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni

Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow's

midnight 12am. That money is only for your

transport.

I'll send you more for your shopping. There are

riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks

after the initiation, a family member very close to

your heart will die in a mysterious circumstance

and another 2 weeks later the next person close

to your heart again will die too, these deaths will

unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night

to any part of the world, change into all kinds of

animal to deliver your various assignments.

Remember to come with a syringe and needle for

drawing your blood every 20 minutes. Please

remember that you must not come a minute late

nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of

Satan will be there himself to officiate the

ceremony. Thanks in advance.

But in case you are not ready to join, please

send back the money otherwise you will die in

the next 24hrs".

.......5 minutes later he got an sms saying, Wow!

pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also

interested...

The Igbo Man Fainted.